What, again?
by malkcontent on Nov.23, 2009, under Chimps, Non Legend Behaviour
This is starting to bug me now. You’ve probably seen it or even said something similar yourself. Someone complain that its cold,wet or dark and its only 5pm !?
Its f*cking winter you douche what exactly are you expecting? Do you normally miss it or something, hibernating in a wad of duvets and empty crisp packets, traces of peanut butter cups around your lips?
How can you even be vaguely surprised that this is the case at any rate when its pretty much always been the case in recent memory, if you’re old with alzheimers some allowances can be made but that’s pretty much it. In fact the idea that this is such a non event can be tested by going into ladbrooks and asking them on odds on whether winter will be cold and dark early and seeing how long it takes them to sh*t in their hand and throw it at you.
Even if its just being sad at the fact of the matter makes you say it I stillwant you to shut up. There’s nothing you can do.
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November 25th, 2009 on 15:34
I like winter, it’s ok to go “burrr it’s cold” but it annoys me when people mope and whine all the time about it!