You can’t rock out without your sandwiches
by malkcontent on Nov.12, 2009, under Non Legend Behaviour, The Lulz
Okay so I’m at a horrible gig thing. Turned out to be under 18s. The band was terrible. The band that’s on the now are actually decent. http://www.myspace.com/nobodysheroesuk if you’re curious.
That’s not the best thing ever though. That would be when one of the band members mum showed up! He’d forgotton something so she’s having a wee chat with the bouncer while waiting for him to come pick it up haahhaa he’s just got it. It might be his sandwiches.
No one could survive that blow to your cool. I don’t care if you’re ozzy osbourne. You have just died rock death and will forever be the dude who’s mum showed up.
The only way that could be funnier is if she stayed to dance and pulled
UPDATE! His mum is back and waiting to take him home after the gig. She’s directly opposite me. She’s not clapping though. And is feeling the cold so has left her scarf and coat on . Aahhhhh this is actually genius
FURTHER UPDATE! Some young guy is trying to pull her by giving her some sweets from themachine hahahaahahahaa
November 15th, 2009 on 20:50
Why are there no comments? This is awesome.
November 16th, 2009 on 20:16
Mom is all business. NO dancing no sweets. She just wants to get home!
December 2nd, 2009 on 16:48
I will lol my self to sleep tonight.