How to be a Legend

So there I am, in the gents toilets …
(Has there ever actually been a pleasant anecdote that starts with those words, I have my doubts)
I’m getting about the business of losing weight and some other guy comes in and takes the other  cubicle when his phone rings.
“Haha nae luck mate” I think, as I reckon he’ll have to either miss the call or get up and away.  No, he’s too busy for that so just answers it saying “hello” 6 times until they get through. “oh well he’s just sitting on the top of it” I imagined. He then proceeded to make me once again wrong by going into a porcelin destroying grunter while actually having a convo. The person on the other end had to hear the strain in his voice I mean there’s just no way you couldn’t. 
What puzzles me is that the call was important enough to interrupt his abolutions .. but not actually important enough to interrupt his abolutions.  It’s multitasking at the most base level.  I waited to see who it was because I don’t ever want to shake their hand.

A similar incident has previously occured when the exact same sequence of events occured, though the activity this time was not having a wee chat on the mobile.

It was eating crisps.