How to be a Legend

I’ve only ever messaged this girl to do this experiment. It took place over about a week through Faceparty. She lasted longer than I expected. I go second here.

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I try to improve my mind, my talents, my skills, my personality etc in the hope I can be the best possible version of myself one day.

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but sadly, you’ll never throw that fireball

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What fireball? Why would I want to throw a fireball? That’s stupid. Unless you mean it in some kind of metaphorical sense.

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Why would you NOT want to throw a fireball?

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Because it’s stupid and wouldn’t help me achieve anything useful in my life.

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You could save a woman being raped by throwing a fireball at her attacker, that’s pretty useful

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I would describe that more as helpful but it wouldn’t help me accomplish any of my personal goals in life as they don’t include saving women from rapists by chucking fireballs around…I’m not aiming to be Superwoman.

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Don’t go off on a tangent. Superwoman can’t throw fireballs.
What are the goals?

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I want a PhD in History. I want to be a multi-billionaire. And I want to make a documentary about Machu Picchu.

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I reckon people would pay lots to see you throw a fireball

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I seriously doubt.

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Proof of a supernatural act will earn you a million dollars for starters from randi.org.
Throwing a fireball would work that

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Performing a supernatural act is not how I want to make my money and it’s not on my list of personal goals
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Multi billionare is though. A cool million for throwing a fireball to get you started. You use the exposure to platform you into making even more money A LA Big brother. Then you can threaten a PHD giver with a fireball and they can give you it and you’re done fast.

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And what would be the point of having a PhD given to you on a plate? The whole point of a PhD is to dedicate time to research in order to add to your knowledge and expertise. No one can give that to you on a plate. You need to invest time and effort for that. And that’s how I want to achieve everything in life. Not through cop-outs and shortcuts.
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It’s not given on a plate, you earned it through threatening with throwing a fireball to the chops. You can always read some stuff later when you’re relaxing in your fireball shaped pool in tribute of the billions it’s earned you
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But throwing a fireball and stupid, crappy threats are not academically rewarding. Three years of study is!
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It’s not a crappy threat it’s a really good original one if you can actually do it!

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Crappy or not, it doesn’t let me improve myself academically. Until you can adequately prove, to my standards, that it’s academically beneficial it’ll be a crap threat. There’s a lot to be said for meritocracy.
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Well the immediate benefit academically to throwing a fireball is not apparent. You have to take the long ball on this one. You can’t throw a long fireball though, that would be quite ridiculous. When you have all the money you need, you can be as academic as you like with private tutors in comfort and achieve far more that way.All thanks to fireball throwing.

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I don’t want private tuition- that’s almost as bad as buying a qualification!

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Have you ever tried so hard to throw a fireball you soiled yourself?

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NO RESPONSE.