How to be a Legend

Pamela went from being “single” to “it’s complicated”

Pamela Rose
is it really so hard to understand when something’s f*cking complicated. f*cking hell!

Malk Content
Wrong way around, It’s the failure to understand it’s simple that makes it complicated.

Pamela Rose
No.

Malk Content
It well is. What’s complicated it then. I mean I genuinely can think of nothing that can’t be explained in a couple sentences
e.g.

They already have a gf/wife/bf (you’re single and the bit on side OR it’s a 3 way relationship)
We can see other people (we’re both single)
They’re far away (still a relationship)

Pamela Rose
None of those.
And nothing i care to discuss either.
It is complicated.

Malk Content
They’re a paraplegic ?
In Prison ?
In a coma?
Underage?
old enough to be your dad/mom?
Related to you?
A non human Animal?

Pamela Rose
No.

Malk Content
Invisible ?
Blind?
In Psychiatric care?
An Ex?
Edward from Twilight ?

Pamela Rose
No.

Malk Content
They’ve got a disease they’re dying from ?
They’re in the mirror?
They’re of an ethnic origin your parents wouldn’t approve?
They’re a religion your parents or friends wouldnt’ approve?
They’re a He-She with a limp ?

Pamela Rose
No.

Malk Content
Well it really doesn’t sound complicated.
Sounds really easy.

Learn to be a Legend.

I’ll train you.

Pamela Rose
I don’t want f*cking drama and i’m not being used. I’ve set my status to exactly how it is. Complicated. That’s it. Neither single nor in a relationship. So obviously you wouldn’t know seeing as you don’t know me and you have no idea about what is going on.

Malk Content
There’s no middle ground lol, You can f*ck other people or you can’t. Single or not.

Pamela Rose
F*cking hasn’t got anything to do with it.

Malk Content
Really does lol.
What’s complicated about it then, cmon, you’re making the claim in public that it’s complicated so should at least give some kind of gist as to what’s complicated about it. If it’s none of the ones I said.
Is it just that you want to be exclusive but he’s wanting to bang other people so you have that but he’s left his blank

Pamela Rose
It’s NONE of your business whatsoever.
Why should i give some jist? Because people want to be nosy? I don’t think so  . I have nothing more to say on that matter.

Malk Content
Because you made it public duh, lol, That’s what happens. If it’s not my , or any of your friends list business that somethings “complicated”, you shouldn’t have put publicly that it was there obviously.
Is it him/her wanting it all on the down low, keeping his options open?

Pamela Rose
It’s not really public when my profile is set to private. You just happen to be on my list. And yeah, there are people i’d tell, so therefore there is no “shouldn’t” about it.
Why must this him/her have to be the one keeping their options open anyway? You seem to like this idea alot. lmfao.

Malk Content
Well there’s no reason for you to make change. Or is that what it is , you’re leading him about a bit and just keeping him quiet the now.
But either way it’s still not complicated, you’re just single and keeping him on short leash.
So I’m still right

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She removed me from friends list at this point and took it to PM
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Pamela Rose
How f*cking dare you. You don’t know me. So you have no idea what i’m like.
Don’t be such a c*nt. You have no idea what you’re talking about.
I’m keeping no one on a short leash thank you very much.
So kindly butt out.

Malkcontent
Ahh that one well got a reaction, that one is it haha

Pamela Rose
as i said. No.

Malk Content
Either way, it’s not complicated in the slightest and you know it really.
It’s all just drama

Pamela Rose
It’s not really drama at all thank you.
If i knew it was simple, I wouldn’t have changed my status :’)
What’s it to you anyway?

Malk Content
I don’t know what that smiley means. Some sort of retard face I assume.
Always interested in stamping out the “It’s complicated” b*llshit wherever I find it.
It’s always b*llshit and not complicated.

TOTALLY BLANK BECAUSE SHE BLOCKED ME AT THIS POINT!
More like you’re full of b*llshit. Clearly trying to be nosy. Have you really nothing better to do?
Oh gosh, you used the word retard. OH how offended i really am. Hahaha.
Just leave me alone, and keep your nose out. I didn’t ask for your advice, therefore there was no need to say anything. AT ALL. Goodbye.

What.

A.

Drama Queen.