How to be a Legend

Malk Content
Satanists make me lol hard, Either they don’t believe in God (most likely) in which case they’re atheists trying to sound cool (We’re already cool). Or they believe in God but have chosen to side with the already defeated team.

Michael Cartmell
I was just reading this which mentions Satan: http://www.scribd.com/doc/9212618/using-a-black-mirror-for-scrying-goetia-demons-4

We must be in sync somehow.

Michael Cartmell
For story research, I mean. It’s not my regular Satanic reading time or anything.

Lisa ‘Sycorax Thrash’ Richardson
Oi. Im offended by this. If u think about it rationally, who is the real bad guy.. God has killed millions with his ‘punishing the bad’ tactics. Whereas satan has only killed a handful.

Malk Content
ahahahhahaah high five!

Michael Cartmell
haha

Malk Content
if you think about it rationally then you’re an atheist.

However if you’re meaning in context of the myth, your comment still doesn’t make sense. I never said who was the bad person.I just stated who won and who lost.

Michael Cartmell
i want hard stats on the God:Satan kill ratio.

Malk Content
Well the main source is obviously the work of fiction that is the bible. God drowned the world. That’s Millions. Satan never managed that.

However this just goes to prove my point that they’re siding with a powerless loser, even if they believe the myth.

Lisa ‘Sycorax Thrash’ Richardson
Nobody has ‘lost’ yet. Because to lose, the war has to be over. Which it isnt. And im not an atheist,coz i strongly believe in following the dark lords ways.

Malk Content
Okay so you’re siding with the guy that got pummeled, flung out of heaven into the basement and failed. At everything.
There’s literally no real success stories for Ol Scrotch is there.

And apparently you believe kids stories about magic things.

Malk Content
Plus the dark lord is Voldemort from harry potter.

Who had way more success than Satan. Yet shares his total beatdown.

Lisa ‘Sycorax Thrash’ Richardson
Also, he is only losing due to the fact that so many idiots are drowned with knowledge of god, but are always told that lucifer is the bad guy. When really, he just wanted to be different. Simple as.

Malk Content
Not losing, lost. Tried to take over heaven, got pummeled.

No he lost because if you believe the myth as you do, then you have to accept god made the world, lucifer , can drown it with a thought and is omnipotent.

Nothing tops phenomenal cosmic powers! He’s just not got the juice!

Lisa ‘Sycorax Thrash’ Richardson
No. The dark lord isnt just frm harry potter. Its the opposite of god.. I.e.. light n goodness n all that shit. And so what if i believe in magic stories. Its better than believing in nothingness..

Lisa ‘Sycorax Thrash’ Richardson
He. Hasnt. Lost.

Malk Content
I don’t believe in nothingness. I believe in rationality which is what you mentioned previously.

Okay so you’re now repeating that god is light and goodness after saying that he isn’t. No one calls god The Light Lord so calling Not Voldemort , The Dark Lord isn’t really the opposite.

Malk Content
Okay, what’s he won?
He wanted to take over heaven. did he do it. Or did he get slapped about and flung down? Back then he had lot of help to try too, you think anyones wanting to help him after they see what happens when you try to take on an omnipotent being. Course not. He’s the myth equivalent of a hobo on the street saying “I’m scary btw!, hard luck times!”

The only thing I think is mentioned is his wee boy might come and stir up some fuss and hurt people who don’t believe in God after the rapture. So basically, the people god doesn’t want, he’ll torture.

That would be you btw, because God won’t want you.

so the guy you’re supporting will be doing bitch cleanup duty for gods leaving and you’re going to be the tasty french fry he rakes out the dumpster and munches.

So once again we’re left with the conclusion of you backing a loser.

Lisa ‘Sycorax Thrash’ Richardson
Aha. Thats where your wrong. I KNOW people who are devout christians, and refer to god as the god of light and all that is holy. But yeah i no i contradicted myself there, but its coz satan is said to be all the darkness and all that is unholy. He has been portrayed like that for so long that no1 knows any better. So thats why he is the darklord. Lord of darkness is Not just frickin voldermort lol

Malk Content
Where did I say he’s not referred to as light and all holy? I said he wasn’t referred to as The Light Lord.
I also never mentioned anything against The Lord of Darkness. That’s always been associated with Satan. However The Dark Lord, is Voldemort.

I’ve never once mentioned who’s the better or more moral person God or Satan, you keep saying that like it makes a difference. It doesn’t. God has all the Power and can’t lose. Satan has none, has already been pummeled and does God’s dirty work.

Bear in mind, none of that’s real, along with unicorns and pixies.

Lisa ‘Sycorax Thrash’ Richardson
The whole part of being a satanist is to sacrifice yourself. Thats our way of following. When he rises up, all the satanists will give him their immortal souls, and back his fight.
Michael Cartmell
Personally I’m backing Voldemort

Lisa ‘Sycorax Thrash’ Richardson
U can believe its not real dude. Thats fine with me, coz im not like a jovo tryin to recruit or anythin lol.

Becca Thompson
The bible states that Satan offered God the world but God turned him down so therefore doesnt Satan own the world? And is it not God who made a virgin pregnant so therefore he must be a rapist, and is it not he who makes war therefore he must be a murderer. And no, I do not follow any one religion, I have my own beliefs. Although I know a little about religious myths or whatever as my partner was raised Catholic.

Lisa ‘Sycorax Thrash’ Richardson
Exactly Becca!

Malk Content
It says God made the world. Kinda makes it his already.
I mean if I say I’ll give you your house and you say “no, It’s already mine” that doesn’t mean I own your house.

I also have to point out that you’re falling into the same trap as her of arguing as to whether God is Good or not. I don’t care and it’s irrelevant. He’s omnipotent and Satan has not only lost but will and knows it so have conned idiots into giving up their souls for his own personal pleasure.

Again, just to be clear. none of it real. Any Religious or Supernatural stuff. All crap.

Becca Thompson
Satanism is actually against harming children, against rape, against animal cruelty, and against violence unless it is in self-defence. Just another little piece of random info. And again, no I am not into any one religion. Just have an open mind and the realisation that everyone has their own beliefs. If we were all the same, the world would be one hell of a boring place to survive.

Carolyn Aubrey Groux
I agree with what you had to say even though I am a “nothing” as far as religion goes. oh… and I lol’d at the Harry Potter reference Highly amusing.

Carolyn Aubrey Groux
PS: do you care if i copy this and send it to a friend of mine? I know they will also love it

Michael Cartmell
I don’t think it’s finished yet.

Malk Content
I don’t care about the random info. At no point have I said they do bad things. I have an open mind, that doesn’t mean I can’t look at all the evidence and come to a decision.
New Evidence can change my mind, that’s the definition of an open mind. However no one religious has ANY evidence at all so that’s a non starter.

The Dark Lord is Voldemort.

Michael Cartmell
Actually, Satan was at my door the other day. Trying to offer me my house.

Malk Content
It’ll be up on the site when it’s done. lol.

Malk Content
Tell him you already sold it to Harry Potter, he’ll run away

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DONE!