Listen Up You Primitive Screwheads!
Hi there,
I’m Malkcontent, the Legend maker. I’m here to turn you from this:
into this:
It’s not difficult, it’s not expensive and it doesn’t even really take THAT much time. There’s no gimmicks or products involved either. There will be laughs and tears and even some “OMG that’s just sick!”, there will be disappointed parents (mine) and there will be harsh reality thrown on you.
I’m not here to mollycoddle you or tell you it’s not really your fault. It is.
Don’t give me any of your excuses.
If you think you do have a genuine excuse or want to ask some questions then please email me without delay.
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Come in and warm yourself by the win
Welcome to the home of all things Legend
Twitter: howtobealegend- @Sib_Pat yes. there's an entire website genre devoted to it.
- Its the bitter taste of failure RT @vanAdamme "Homeopathy can't be just water, it tastes horrible!" - actual thing I was told today.
- @EdzardErnst that's the bitter taste of failure going down with it.
- @copyrightgirl I copied into my own blog. And put my name on it. Ironic.
