How to be a Legend

This show actually well annoys me at times. By all means give the ladies confidence and so on since a lot of people do have a negative body image that shouldn’t be the case. A bit of cellulite on their bum. Bit curvy. Some spots. Boobs not quite as perky as previous. Couple new wrinkles. Its not really a big deal or a deal breaker or anything is it.

That being said however there is something just as bad in telling a decently overweight lady to buy a pile of new clothes to hide how overweight they are.

How about lose the weight and then buy clothes gok? Does that ever cross your mind maybe. I imagine it does as you swan about slender built as you are, giggling your ass off at telling them to wear a belt and being hailed as a genius for it,but that wouldn’t be good for business. Let’s not be so accepting that we forget there’s health issues with being a fatty that costs tax payers a lot of money or that its actually pretty simple and basic to lose weight safely and easily for the vast population (pun intended).

Get yourself in shape and then you’ll be confident regardless of what the hell you’re wearing.

My first call today on the I.T. Desk.

This woman phoned up. She’d lost the key to her pedestal, which is the small movable drawer thing we have under our desks to keep a big pile of crap in that really doesn’t have anything to do with work and everything to do with packets of biscuits.

She had actually phoned facilities at first, domain of the men with brisk walks and cheery whistles. They’re the exact sort of people you’d expect to be good in these kind of situations. In fact, she knew this which is why she called them last time it happened but this time held a scary new change…

They’d added a voiceover with choices to pick before you went through. (Two choices). This was too much for her clearly and she panicked! unable to hear the specific of “have you lost your pedestal key) she just went and hung up.  One might wonder why she didn’t just boldly go ahead and pick one of them thereby giving her a 50/50 chance to do the correct thing ?(two choices) Well it’s because she’s a chimp obviously.

So she hung up and phoned I.T.

The computer people.

Explaining that she didn’t know what choice to pick (two choices) so phoned us. I didn’t know. WHY the f*ck would I know? What I did know is that a pedestal is not a piece of I.T. equipment. It’s not even close, there are very few small wooden cabinets that are ridden with computer chips.

I have absolutely no idea why she thought that would go well for her…