How to be a Legend http://www.howtobealegend.com I'm going to save the world Mon, 11 Apr 2011 22:12:07 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 How to be a Legend at losing Weight – part 1 http://www.howtobealegend.com/2011/04/how-to-be-a-legend-at-losing-weight-part-1/ http://www.howtobealegend.com/2011/04/how-to-be-a-legend-at-losing-weight-part-1/#comments Mon, 11 Apr 2011 22:12:07 +0000 malkcontent http://www.howtobealegend.com/?p=226 No idea how many parts of this there will be and this might not be as funny as usual but here we go anyway ! It’s a proper adult type advice and legendhood column for you, my happy readers.

I’ve been working on  hypothesis for a while now about why people don’t lose weight and diet books etc all fail.…

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]]> http://www.howtobealegend.com/2011/04/how-to-be-a-legend-at-automatically-posting-to-facebook-2/feed/ 0 How to be a Legend at Job Interviews http://www.howtobealegend.com/2011/04/how-to-be-a-legend-at-job-interviews/ http://www.howtobealegend.com/2011/04/how-to-be-a-legend-at-job-interviews/#comments Tue, 05 Apr 2011 21:59:35 +0000 malkcontent http://www.howtobealegend.com/?p=210 Alright Troops?!

Well here I am, with yet another shining beacon of sheer AWESOMENESS in your foggy land of p*sh.
This time you’re about to receive everything you need to know to get the job of your dreams. Obama was selling kebabs before he read an earlier draft of this.

 

Prep Work

Let us begin at the start,…

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Yes I , your Leader of Legendary have returned to writing for at least the duration of this blog post.
Bold words uttered as I swear to you I will not just cut off in the middle and leave you hanging like a high five denying feminist.

Now onto the basis of the Lesson.…

]]> http://www.howtobealegend.com/2010/11/how-to-be-a-legend-at-cyber-cckblocking/feed/ 0 How to be a Legend people – Alopecia Lapsley http://www.howtobealegend.com/2010/05/how-to-be-a-legend-people-alopecia-lapsley/ http://www.howtobealegend.com/2010/05/how-to-be-a-legend-people-alopecia-lapsley/#comments Mon, 31 May 2010 20:22:48 +0000 malkcontent http://www.howtobealegend.com/?p=189 When I was a wee guy there used to be a localish radio show in Scotland called Scotty McClues… Radio… Show.. Hour.. or something, doesn’t matter to be too specific. I’ve wasted too much time already on this to be quite honest.

Anyway one of the things that used to happen was you’d get the Under 21′s phoning in because…

]]> http://www.howtobealegend.com/2010/05/how-to-be-a-legend-people-alopecia-lapsley/feed/ 0 How to be a Legend with Satanists http://www.howtobealegend.com/2010/05/how-to-be-a-legend-with-satanists/ http://www.howtobealegend.com/2010/05/how-to-be-a-legend-with-satanists/#comments Sun, 30 May 2010 22:31:05 +0000 malkcontent http://www.howtobealegend.com/?p=186 Malk Content
Satanists make me lol hard, Either they don’t believe in God (most likely) in which case they’re atheists trying to sound cool (We’re already cool). Or they believe in God but have chosen to side with the already defeated team.

Michael Cartmell
I was just reading this which mentions Satan: http://www.scribd.com/doc/9212618/using-a-black-mirror-for-scrying-goetia-demons-4

We must be in sync somehow.…

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interesting effect and nice picture tho too much background on go i think , Can’t see your eye because of reflection though so ditch.

Frank Morgan Llewelyn Thomas
theres fuck all background its an ausome pic and if u want to see her eyes there just above her nose u fool!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Malk Content
Clearly a great mind at…

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I need to inquire into your legend philosophy.

Well I got dumped then replaced within 3 weeks lol & i really dono if i should just got f*ck it & treat all woman like there beneath me cause i started to give that one to much control near the end arghh lol should i just…

]]> http://www.howtobealegend.com/2010/05/how-to-be-a-legend-mailbag-rebound/feed/ 0 How to be a Legend at Relationship Status Updates http://www.howtobealegend.com/2010/05/how-to-be-a-legend-at-relationship-status-updates/ http://www.howtobealegend.com/2010/05/how-to-be-a-legend-at-relationship-status-updates/#comments Sun, 16 May 2010 21:37:33 +0000 malkcontent http://www.howtobealegend.com/?p=173 Pamela went from being “single” to “it’s complicated”

Pamela Rose
is it really so hard to understand when something’s f*cking complicated. f*cking hell!

Malk Content
Wrong way around, It’s the failure to understand it’s simple that makes it complicated.

Pamela Rose
No.

Malk Content
It well is. What’s complicated it then. I mean I genuinely can think of nothing that…

]]> http://www.howtobealegend.com/2010/05/how-to-be-a-legend-at-relationship-status-updates/feed/ 0 How to be a legend review: Les Miserables http://www.howtobealegend.com/2010/05/how-to-be-a-legend-review-les-miserables/ http://www.howtobealegend.com/2010/05/how-to-be-a-legend-review-les-miserables/#comments Sun, 09 May 2010 13:10:51 +0000 malkcontent http://www.howtobealegend.com/?p=166 Okay so I got these tickets for Les Miserables. I thought it was going to be a show about some sad lesbians who can only get happy with having themselves some girl on girl action.

This is not the case.  I seen Les Miz (Les is pronounced “Le”, no I don’t know why you’d stick an ”s” on the end when there’s…

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